Secret Diary of A Barmaid

What do you do when you finally realise your man is a slut? From SecretsAndLies in Lies and Secrets (11 hours old)

Yes, a male whore. We have been making plans to work together in Turkey next year, and we came upon the subject of our dual identities. It seems that when he is in work mode, our relationship doesn't … more

A Rooster Tail! From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (1 day old)

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing wen… more

The ould fellas sayings part 2 From roadrocket in Flâneur on the Solent (3 days old)

Another favourite of mine... 'How was the soup?' 'Ahhh begob, it was so thick youse could trot a mouse on it!!!'… more

True Happiness. From roadrocket in Flâneur on the Solent (4 days old)

Phrase of the week... Me on the phone to the ould fella. 'How's your week been?' 'Ah, just grand. I had some good news and I was as happy as a dog with two cocks!!!' 'nuff said. Although it d… more

Want a good laugh! From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (4 days old)

Check this page out!!!! http://twitter.com/RedneckSingle… more

A Disappointing Weekend. From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (4 days old)

Got up at 4:00 a.m. on Saturday to go Duck/Goose hunting with my father in law. It was slightly misting and very overcast. By the time we got to the blind, got the decoys set up and in position it w… more

Texts From Last Night From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (8 days old)

(512): Do people in England often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule? … more

Meme From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (8 days old)

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In the Silence of Obedience - Poetry From sentient6 in Your Suite Little Secrets (9 days old)

Creation spreads its wings Humanity captures and cages it Shadows in a mirror Society’s brittle nests on fire; enrages Burn them down To the ground In the silence of obedience Hosts a… more

For Wildwitch... re Mayors and Pumpkins. From roadrocket in Flâneur on the Solent (10 days old)

I do wonder about some people. I usually wear a pentacle although you generally can't see it. One hot summer though I was on the tube in London and wearing a black tee shirt and it was on view. As I w… more

Art and Flu. From roadrocket in Flâneur on the Solent (11 days old)

I'm stuffed with a cold. Not swine flu but 'man' flu so I'm having a whinge! Nobody in the house at the moment to whinge to so you lot are copping it instead. It's a bloody weird thing but I was … more

TV Moan. Now let's see that again!!!... From roadrocket in Flâneur on the Solent (12 days old)

Cable now seems to have only five main themes. 'Most shocking video clips', 'fat reducing surgery' TV, 'American syndicates' (eg CSI, Without a Trace etc), people who catch snakes (wow, isn't there… more

Drugs vs Alcohol From roadrocket in Flâneur on the Solent (16 days old)

In the midst of the unattractive scenario of the goverment sacking experts they have hired because they disagree with the goverments own findings, I offer the following observations on drugs versus … more

Tags that I can't use From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (16 days old)

Hello smitty1247, in order to use your tags to improve the searchability of your blog posts, it has been necessary to make a few changes to the tag system. The changes are as follows: - tags … more

The Joke was on Who Exactly??? From sentient6 in Your Suite Little Secrets (16 days old)

It is seldom that I make references to another's blog or verbal alcove... And so much has been going on in the past few weeks; great things and really terrible things that for once my muse has aband… more

Back. From roadrocket in Flâneur on the Solent (17 days old)

After about five months away from this blog I am tempted to write about what I have seen, where I have been, and what I have done. But I'm not going to so you'll have to imagine instead. :) (Unless … more

How well do you know your etiquette around the world. From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (18 days old)

http://www.fekids.com/img/kln/flash/DontGrossOutTheWorld.swf… more

What a Lazy Weekend! From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (18 days old)

Didn't really get much accomplished. On Saturday Jenn and I went with her parents to their old house that they just finally sold to rake leaves and move stuff out for the last time. That was early… more

When opportunity knocks.... From gemmabradley in girl meets boys (21 days old)

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ARSE AND OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!:yes:… more

Training Dogs From smitty1247 in Shepherds Bog (22 days old)

Pip is a young dog I have that I got last year from a breeder/ trainer that I know. He's now getting to the point where he is improving slightly every day and his training is coming along very nicely… more

To Much Information! From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (23 days old)

....Ooo, Chocolate Pudding! Large chick in group of students: I like science, music, dance, and you know what else I like? Anal.Community CollegeVirginia… more

Ettrick Trial From smitty1247 in Shepherds Bog (23 days old)

Last Friday I went to the Ettrick Trial located at Jack and Kathy Knox place. This is one of the best trials to go to in the fall. The field is a great hill course and one where you can really spot … more

Home! (briefly) From SecretsAndLies in Lies and Secrets (25 days old)

Yes, I'm back in blighty! Landed early hours Friday and got to Liverpool and a warm bed around 6am. First things first: this country is feckin freezing!!! By now I am full of cold, sneezing and snuffl… more

Curtian Rods - How to get even. From smitty1247 in Grin and bear it (25 days old)

Curtain Rods - - -(PRICELESS) On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the th… more

Women's Training Class From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (30 days old)

Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTERREGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDby Friday, November 20th , 2009NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVELOF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZE… more

Flint Hills Stock Dog Trial From smitty1247 in Shepherds Bog (32 days old)

Got up bright and early Saturday morning at 3:30 a.m. to get ready for the dog trial. My wife decided to join me this time and she was regretting having to get up so early. Left our house at 4:30 to… more

Our Way From sentient6 in Your Suite Little Secrets (33 days old)

Ah... the scent of great things to come. We my dear blogsters, friends, subs and eccentrics are relocating to a new place tomorrow which is Tuesday the 20th Oct... We've actually been here for … more

New Health Protocol for stopping the Spread of H1N1 From smitty1247 in Grin and bear it (37 days old)

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Following Nicks Lead From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (38 days old)

Now. What I want you to do is this. Tell all your blog budereenos what your favourite type or/and types of music is.... And then tell them all what your favorite song that DOES NOT fit into t… more

They wonder why our beaches are polluted!!!! From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (38 days old)

And If You Swim Every Day, You Never Need to Bathe Older rich man: I stopped using soap back in '74. There's a lot to be said for some hot water and a good scrub. Destin, FL… more